Tuesday, 29 April 2014

'Do your homework!', or the Birth of the Christian Zombies

That first part of the title, that would be me shouting at my screen when I catch some silliness on the Internet (I've got a handful of pet peeves - guilty).
There's a lot of silliness out there, but the one thing that's beginning to get higher and higher on my list of "grrr" things is a misused symbol.
Now... I know that languages change, that they're mutating sponges that could move in Bedlam and look at home. I know that if things weren't changing, we'd still be using Celtic, or Latin, or Greek... or a form of Indo-European - or something. I know. Believe me, I know.
And yet... I must admit it quite bugs me when I see more and more devout, militant, in-your-face Christians place a cross after their names in order to show the world that they are faithful zealots (I have yet to find one person doing this and showing actual Christian goodness and tolerance). 
It's not the first time I growl about that, but I find the phenomenon spreading a bit like a nutty fad in Bigotry-land.
I see where they're going with their pretty obeli; it's their badge. It shows they proudly belong to the club.
But I can't help seeing that sign as a 'symbol (†) used as a reference mark in printed matter, or to indicate that a person is deceased'. And then... my imagination, constantly on warp drive, momentarily stopped seeing these people as silly bunnies who are recycling a symbol, and I started wondering if we may be dealing with a sub-group of zombies who want to recognize one another..................... or warn the world that they're amongst us.
Perhaps we should keep an eye on the recycling Christian zombies... 

[Pockets the plot bunny for potential future use]

2 comments:

Ruan Peat said...

I used to get annoyed at folk who put a fish symbol on their car then expect you to let them drive badly because they were christian! no your an arse, you have a sticker but your not acting very christian. You should make comment in some of their hearing about the fact the cross symbol means death and do they think it will be soon? :-)

Lanor said...

Usually, the ones "advertising" need to have "something to show the world that they're in the club". As you said, it's not a licence to bully the rest of mankind!
Now..... I could try to ask them if they had a near-death-experience or if they've unfortunately got some dire medical condition. Good one! ;)