Fake Definitions: bipedhood

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bipedhood

Pronunciation: /ˈbʌɪpɛdhʊd/

noun

informal

[mass noun]

1 the state of acting like a warranted idiot rather than a human being: Brainless plonkers are extremely good examples of average bipedhood.

• the qualities that can nowadays be associated with stupid specimens of bipeds calling themselves humans, such as stupidity, parasitic behaviour, and complete intolerance: Most of the current nasty things on Earth are due to too many idiots being allowed to give in to their common inner bipedhood. 
• the sad members of the Homo Sapiens /ˌhəʊməʊ ˈsapɪɛnz, ˌhɒməʊ ˈsapɪɛnz/ species as a group: Apart from the fact that it makes the Latin name, 'wise man', look like a pathetic joke, or a blunder, bipedhood is characterised by the fact that its members are utterly incapable of seeing how harmful, bigoted, short-sighted, twisted and generally limited they are. 

2 splendid neologism the condition of being a twat: His bipedhood shows when he attempts to fight against human and civil rights in the 21st century.

 

Origin:
December, 11th, 2012: from Latin bipes, biped- (from bi- 'having two' + pes, ped- 'foot') + -hood