Saturday, 24 June 2017

Am I a Goddess?

I know that I'm the empress of Mars {still a long story*}, but it seems that I'm a goddess, too.

I mean, if relatives and bipeds I work with expect me to know things I was never told about or do things I was never instructed to do,...... then, I must be a goddess if they think I'm this omniscient. Right. Right?

I won't give any example from my very own Dursleys, but the work-bipeds are fair game.
The latest incident has me needing to transfer something, but... no one told me where to transfer it - or how to do it. And yet, I'm expected to do it. Oh! And no one told me I was supposed to do the transfer; I discovered that *completely* by chance.
To conclude, I've got to be a very good omniscient goddess - otherwise bipeds would actually tell me what they expect from me, and I wouldn't have to rely on sheer luck, or a crystal ball.

Perhaps I should add "gifted Terran goddess" to my bio (I'm only half-joking)...





*: It's not, but it looks good in my bio, and it sounds mysterious... *mwaha*

2 comments:

Ruan Peat said...

all hail the empress of Mars and Terran goddess too!
hope you get transferred!

Lanor said...

Thank you!
I swear that the next time no one tells me anything, but I'm supposed to do something and some biped acts all surprised, I will literally say that I'm not an omniscient goddess (mind you, I might have to explain "omniscient"!).

I hope things are okay on your side!! *hugs*