Sunday, 12 October 2014

Mrs Hyde Update

I'm a tad late on my announced schedule, but in my defence:
a - why not?
b - I was writing

So...
Mrs Hyde's still out, and she's got a new look on things, which is rather interesting, if scary (for my inner Dr Jekyll).
It's astounding to see what some people will do in order to avoid having to work too much.
It's also quite fascinating (if quite depressing at the same time!) to see so many people not understand simple sentences. I mean, it's demented to see bipeds struggle with "Draw a straight line from point A to point B" (and I'm barely exaggerating!); ask them to follow simple instructions and watch them flail.
My former Dr Jekyll would have tried to help and find ways to be nicer and compassionate.
Mrs Hyde is expecting the rest of the world to use the purée passing for brains between their ears and to follow the simple instructions.
I'm building the pillory for the idiots who will fail to follow the simple instructions (my interns have been warned that failure to complete the simple missions I gave them - and trained them for! - will see them in the aforementioned pillory, in the middle of a very public square, during rush hours... which will literally translate with my reporting their failure to our bosses, who've been told that "second chance" has disappeared from my lexicon for good).
The coming weeks should be interesting (probably in a disturbing way).

More updates if I need to add tar and feathers to the pillory...

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