Friday, 10 January 2014

Dru's Rules

I've got rules (and that started long before NCIS was even created, so there's no Gibbs link).

I've decided to officially publish my list of rules (and to add to it when the need arises).

Rules:
#1 Don't piss me off before breakfast (or I'll bite your head off)
#2 Respect is not a one-way street
#3 Never dare me
#4 Never bet with me
#5 I'm allergic to idiots, twats, wankers, plonkers and assorted cunts. Be one with me, and face the consequences
#6 It's never too late
#7 There's always a way
#8 Life is not a competition
#9 Never go to a gay pub with straight blokes
#10 Never, ever go to Chinatown without a shopping trolley (my arms shall thank me for that one, as I'm never reasonable there)
#11 Be very careful when you use "but" around me ('I like cherries, but I like pomegranates, too' <- fine / 'It's sad she was hurt, but what was she doing there alone and dressed like that?' <- not fine, and I'll ignore you after that stupid "but")
#12 Never do business with someone who starts using your name without even asking if you're all right with it.

Pretty simple, isn't it?

2 comments:

Ruan Peat said...

mine are
1; what ever I need to invent I will do so on the spot!
enough said!

Lanor said...

Good one. :)